If you see this photo and your first thought is, "Cool, I gotta get one of these for my rear view mirror!", then you might want to stop reading this one right now. This, in my opinion, is so over the top ridiculous. I love that people do this stupid stuff, because it makes me stare and laugh on a regular basis.
What is this? Well it's a "dream catcher". The concept is so dumb, yet these are big sellers among the dumb and cheesy. So the idea, I assume, is that this feathered cat toy would hang above your bed and somehow "catch" your dreams. Are you still with me or is this the to dumb to read?
So let's just say that the cat toy really works and it's effectively "caught" your dreams! What now? What are you going to do with them? Do the feathers and the woven spider web have more memory power than your own brain? If you bought one and these and hung it in your rear view mirror, it may very well hold more power than your own brain.
Hey..........wait a minute. If this piece of magical "art" is meant to catch those pesky dreams, then what in the hell is it doing in your car? Texting and driving is dangerous. Sleeping and driving is reckless! If you really are sleeping in your car, that sucks, but I know why you are homeless. It has a lot to do with the fact that someone tried to sell you a dream catcher for your vehicle and you thought it was a good idea to buy it....
Take these down. Most people are laughing at you when they drive by. Some aren't laughing. Some people just think it's down right sad. And some folks, like myself, can't help recreating the the cringe worthy shopping trip in which you bought this. We all know you didn't pick it up on the reservation while high on peyote. You bought this mystical treasure at the mall.....think about it .
Side note: Miley Cyrus has a dream catcher tattooed on her body. I think it's dumb, but I understand how this happened. If you recall, she is the spawn of the most famous mullet of all time, Billy Ray Cyrus. When your dad is the permed mullet icon of his generation, it stands to reason that you will get a horrible tattoo at some point in your life. Sorry Miley, but I think you are too good for this. (I have two daughters and I really enjoyed the Hannah Montana movie. I'm not ashamed.)