I couldn't care less who wins a Golden Globe and who doesn't. It makes no difference in my world. I did want Ryan Gosling to win one, for one reason....
But really, who cares (maybe the actors and their agents)? I just like to see what everyone wears. Do I like it, do I hate it? That game! So here goes, and I don't care what's "in style" or what's "trending". I just know what makes me say "Oh yeah, she killed it tonight"!!!!
Madonna looked like lean roadkill. I HATE FINGERLESS GLOVES always! I even think they look stupid at the gym and I'm pretty sure that's the only place that they might even be necesary. I am also baffled how a woman with barely any boobs could screw up the cleavage portion of this dress. If your boobs look like they are being stragled to death, that's a good sign that the dress doesn't fit right. I must confess that I know exactly why this catastrophe happened...."yes men". She seems like a mega bitch and she's also super famous, so everyone around her tells her yes all the time. It's the same reason that Michael Jackson ended up looking like the ugliest doll in the Marie Osmond collection....no one close to him ever said, "WHOA Michael!!! Stop the @#$%!* madness already. You look like shit dude!" So there you go. Madonna ends up wearing this atrocity out of the house.
Reese Witherspoon looked gorgeous! Her dress is pretty good, and it fits her well. The show stoppers of her look are her kick ass volumunious hair and her smile! She looks happy. She doesn't look like a miserable bitch all dolled up for a party. She was bubbly and happy to be there and seriously, her hair was the bomb. Soft, movable and just the right amount of "big". LOVE IT!
Angelina Jolie looked hungry...seriously malnourished. Her dress is alright, but her arms are cying out for a sandwich. I know she's super into humanitarian work and i think that's wonderful (really I do), but the starving kids of the world aren't gonna get any fuller because you refuse to eat a snack. They probably think you're stupid for not eating all the food you have access to. Not to mention, I'm certain Brad would appreciate a little more meat on your bones (he certainly does in my fantasies).
For me, the latin blood really took home the prize. Selma Hayak, Sofia Vergara and even good Jessica Alba. Selma's boobs should win an award just for showing up! These latin ladies killed it in my opinion.