Monday, February 25, 2013

Bachelor Monday

The best part of primarily being a "stay at home mom" is that Mondays don't suck at all, especially during "Bachelor Season". In fact, I sort of love Mondays. Both kids go to school for a little bit and there is that wonderful Bachelor anticipation all day long. I realize that this statement sounds so pathetic, but I almost always have a fantastic day when I know that one of my favorite shows will be on later that night. If that isn't appreciating the little things in life, I don't know what is.

Today shouldn't be a wonderful day. I have a kid home sick from school and I stepped on a Lego (barefoot on the wood floor) so hard yesterday that the sole of my foot was gushing blood. I was in severe pain, but I was impressed by how much the bottom of ones foot can bleed. I've never cut myself there before. Stepping on Lego's in carpet is nothing in comparison that awful wound! But I digress. Today is super dull, but the thought of watching Sean's fantasy suite dates tonight has brightened every last bit of my day. I just folded all the laundry that my husband "forgot" he left in the dryer and I wasn't even bugged. That is the magic of a good show.

I have read the latest episode of US Weekly, cover to cover, and they tried to spoil my fantasy date episode. If you don't keep up on gossip magazines, the big news about Sean is that he's some sort of born again virgin so there isn't going to be any funny business inside those closed hotel room doors. I don't care. Whatever floats your boat (or not) Sean. I don't care if they make-out, chat, watch porn while snorting coke or even if they play a little scrabble.  Doesn't bother me a bit. I've watched enough Bachelor drama in my day to know that I wasn't going to see any of the get it on action anyway. I'm sure he is a virgin again (whatever that means) and more power to him. I have no doubt in my mind that he still wants to have a hardcore make-out session with each one of those girls and honestly who doesn't love a good hot and heavy make-out? That's some of the hottest stuff around. If you can recall your life's best make-out sessions, you'll probably agree. My point is that I'm just so happy to be getting my Bachelor fix tonight! This whole season has been like a good book. I want to know how it's going to end so bad, but I'll be devastated when it's actually over. It's going to be a great episode!

I CAN'T WAIT (even if Sean claims he can)!

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